school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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