she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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