If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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