i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
You were trust falling into bushes
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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