office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
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He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
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Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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