so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
