..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
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Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
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You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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