dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
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Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
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I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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