Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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