He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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