We won't sleep together?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
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Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
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