i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
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gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
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We were destined to go to rehab together
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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