it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
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the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
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He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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