Where is the hickey?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
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