I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
no, he came in my armpit
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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