i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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