Will you blow on my dice?
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
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just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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