I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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