I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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