Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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