she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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