i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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