Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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