I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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