they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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