Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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