I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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