I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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