Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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