you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
