Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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