today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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