Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Randomize