Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
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thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
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he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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