the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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