in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
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Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
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Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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