My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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