i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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