Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
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