garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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