you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
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I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
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Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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