I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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