So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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