Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
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You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
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I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.