Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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