So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
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she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
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She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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