i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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