please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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