Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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