You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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