I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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