Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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