OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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