You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
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the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
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doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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