It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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