Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
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No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
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I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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