Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(708): View more from Illinois

Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs

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(541): View more from Oregon

You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.

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(708): View more from Illinois

I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.

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(305): View more from Florida

You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.

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(480): View more from Arizona

The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.

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(310): View more from California

They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing

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(585): View more from New York

There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.

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