Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I pour the whiskey from now on