so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
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