Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
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I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
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What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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