its not stalking. its research.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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